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[08 Mar 2011|06:15pm] |
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I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR
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[21 Feb 2011|02:58pm] |
All this talk about werewolves has got me wondering if I've ever met any. How can you tell if someone you know is a werewolf? Do they have a secret symbol on them somewhere? There was a bloke on the Wasps about a year ago who was quite hairy, is that any indication? I'm really curious. And then there was another one who wasn't good at communicating with the rest of the team so we always made jokes that he was a werewolf, but now that I'm thinking about it we all went on an end-of-season pub crawl and there was definitely a full moon so I know that he is NOT one.
I'm saying all of this to say that I don't know if I would want to play QUIDDITCH with a WEREWOLF. Might be a bit awkward if you're playing a night match and suddenly a full moon appears, yeah?
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[10 Feb 2011|05:16pm] |
I'VE BEEN SO BUSY! Being top of the League (huzzah! woo!!!!) has its perks but it also has its busy, busy moments. For instance, I've been signing letters to all of my female fans, hopefully to be sent out in time for Valentine's Day!!! I still remain a single, mingling gent but of course I am always on the lookout for true love. Because, despite the pleasures that one-offs with many a pretty lady may be, it WOULD be nice to have some one to come home to during the off-season!
WARDED TO DELFIE
You don't have any male admirers you aren't telling me about, do you? I promise I won't attack them. I would just sit them down and have a serious talk. Metaphorically. I can't physically sit them down because I'm on a training schedule. You know what I mean.
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[31 Jan 2011|05:05pm] |
I feel like I've been giving out a lot of advice lately. So I thought I would do all of my fans a favour and give some of my helpful tips so that we can all stop thinking about the news. Maybe you should all take a page from my book and only read the sports section from now on!
LUDO BAGMAN'S TIPS AND TRICKS FOR LIVING
1. Never date your mate's ex-girlfriend. The only time this is acceptable is if he broke up with her. If she is fit and she seems to like you, then go for it! It is your mate's loss. Unless he just broke up with her to make her come back to him crying. On second thought, just don't do it at all.
2. Always give your mates at least 2 free tickets to your matches. But don't give them free tickets unless you're already mates first, because a lot of people will pretend to be your friend just to get free things.
3. NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WEARING MORE THAN FOUR PIECES OF GOLD JEWELRY!!! She is probably a prostitute.
4. Always root for the loser unless the loser hasn't won anything in 10+ years. Then it is safe to say that you should bet against the loser unless you are feeling particularly lucky or unless you have seen the future and you KNOW FOR SURE that they will win.
5. Make sure to become friends with someone who drinks a lot less than you do so you always have someone to Side-Along you if you ever get too drunk from celebrating after winning a really big match.
I will think of more as they come to me. MAYBE I should do this every week!
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[19 Jan 2011|02:19pm] |
YOU KNOW, if there weren't that whole thing about getting tired and whatnot I think that I could play Quidditch FOREVER. And it's a good thing we won our last match too or else ... well, let's not think about that! We'll just say that I think I would have to come up with some ALTERNATIVE SOMETHINGS if you know what I mean.
And now I've a few days off so I suppose its time to RELAX. When is halfblood week by the way? Is that still going to be a thing? Current events are making me a bit NERVOUS in this regard. Who knows what people will do next.
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[22 Dec 2010|08:32pm] |
I'm excited for the BAGMAN FAMILY CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA! I bet my brother Otto will blow something up again. I hope I'm right about this. Not because I want him to blow anything up but because my Uncle Conrad and I have this deal going about whether or not it will happen.
Anyway I'm really excited for the circus coming up. Have we got any more word on that? Because I think I know a guy who knows things about elephants and we can have them imported. Don't quote me on that because I just said I THINK but I am pretty sure of it. His son used to play for the Wasps and they bred all sorts of animals. But then they moved and he got replaced. He was the Seeker. Maybe the new one will leave and we'll need to get a new one, HINT HINT DAVY GUDGEON! Hahaha I'm just kidding. Or am I?
All right. Time to make sure I've wrapped all of my Christmas presents.
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[13 Dec 2010|05:09pm] |
I KNEW WE WERE GOING TO WIN! SORRY, CANNONS! Actually I'm not really sorry at all even though I do have a few mates on the team. But on the pitch you can't really pay attention to that sort of thing. Now I can relax for a few days before our next match. Everything's great!
WARDED TO DELFINA
I've got money now! So I can get the flat back and I can come visit. Don't tell Mum or Dad because I want to surprise them. Aren't you happy now?
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[10 Dec 2010|03:41pm] |
I was thinking maybe I SHOULDN'T go to this ball because I've got two matches in a row coming up, but then I thought, WHY NOT? I secretly love dressing up. Well I guess it's not a secret anymore. Plus all I wear most of the time is Quidditch robes so it would be nice to wear something a little DIFFERENT. I'll even sign autographs!!! If anyone wants one.
Anyway I heard Muggleborns are getting their own week too? Well that's fun. I suppose they deserve it. Maybe they can tell us all about some of the odd things they do. Will Halfblood week be next?
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[30 Nov 2010|03:25pm] |
HELLO! A message out there to all Quidditch enthusiasts: have no fear, the Wasps will be back on top soon. Whatever happened last week with the Cannons was a FLUKE. A fluke, I tell you!! They are only preparing themselves to suffer a CRUSHING DEFEAT.
WARDED TO DELFINA
Are you still mad at me??? I promise I'll come visit soon. I don't REALLY have a flat anymore...
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[24 Nov 2010|08:31pm] |
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and i'm like YES! it's on and poppin'( Read more... )
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